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Sunday, November 02, 2008

LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK

TEACHER:  Juan, if there were 5 birds sitting on the fence, and you shoot one with your gun, how many would be left?
JUAN:  None because the rest would fly.
TEACHER:  Well the answer is 4, but i like the way you're thinking.
JUAN:  I have a question for you ma'am.  There are 3 women in the ice cream shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the 3rd was sucking her cone.  Which one is married?
TEACHER:  I guess the one sucking the cone.
JUAN:  No ma'am, the one with a wedding ring in her finger, but I like the way you're thinking

3 comments:

Clarence said...

you know what, I like the way you're thinking..

gade d great said...

hahaha...
ya?... huhuhuhu... i like too

markiekadus said...

ya vister... i also like the way you are thinking!!! wekekekekeke

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