TEACHER: Juan, if there were 5 birds sitting on the fence, and you shoot one with your gun, how many would be left?
JUAN: None because the rest would fly.
TEACHER: Well the answer is 4, but i like the way you're thinking.
JUAN: I have a question for you ma'am. There are 3 women in the ice cream shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the 3rd was sucking her cone. Which one is married?
TEACHER: I guess the one sucking the cone.
JUAN: No ma'am, the one with a wedding ring in her finger, but I like the way you're thinking
3 comments:
you know what, I like the way you're thinking..
hahaha...
ya?... huhuhuhu... i like too
ya vister... i also like the way you are thinking!!! wekekekekeke
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