Al-Kisah Dalam Kelas..

Ini al-kisah satu cerita di sekolah... cikgu dengan pelajarnya...


Masa belajar Kajian Tempatan.....

Guru : Apa tu "SUBUR"?... Apa maksud dia....

Murid: (dengan cepat dan yakin)...... AMAN cikgu...

Guru: (Tercengang tapi relex) Tidak... Subur tu yang kaya dengan nutrien........ (Opesss... lagilah nutrien x d fahami)..... hahaha......

.................................................................................... di kelas yang lain....

Guru: Hari ini kita akan belajar tentang sungai. Buntuk muka bumi di sepanjang aliran sungai.

Murid: Cikgu, sungai tu apa?....

Guru:(terkejut tapi tetap relex)... sungai, sungai tidak tahu?.. tidak kenal?...

Murid: Sungai??? (binggung).... apa tu?....

Guru: (panas sikit+binggung2 juga+mau ketawa.. tapi tetap relex)... Sungai.... "RIVER"... tahu??...

Murid: OOOOO..... tahu cikgu.....

Guru: (Tidak lama lagi bahasa melayu akan lenyap)....... bagus kalau dah faham...


Gade Say: Ada juga murid yang tidak paham benda2 ni.... english tau.. tp dalam BM x tau... huhuhuhu...... Apa pun ini la tugas guru kan... bagi paham yang tidak faham.... hehehe...

50 Creative Ways to Make Your Blog Popular

Here is a list of some very creative ways which can help you make your blog popular. If not popular, at least it will give you some ideas of what to post on your blog if you are running out of topics to write about.

1. Start a controversy. Just remember not to cross the line.
2. Start a contest. Make sure to end it too.
3. Give away free goodies. People love them.
4. Write about other bloggers to interest their visitors to read your blog. Keep it positive.
5. Dress up your blog often (By dress-up I mean tweaking the design)
6. Interview other bloggers and post the interview.
7. Write about your personal life sometimes.
8. Ask questions to your visitors.
9. Share some secrets.
10. Celebrate your birthday with your visitors. Think of innovative ways for doing this.
11. Celebrate your blog’s birthday too.
12. Write something funny or disgusting. (Don’t make it a habit)
13. Make a bumper sticker with your blog’s name and stick it on your car. (Just make sure you drive often)
14. Write an e-book and distribute it to your visitors for free.
15. Introduce a commission based affiliate program.
16. Tell your visitors about your latest fad or obsession.
17. Post interesting pictures of your pets.
18. Congratulate the top commentators occasionally.
19. Encourage sharing of opinions.
20. Donate for a cause or become a volunteer for a non-profit organization. Ask your visitors to join you.
21. Put your blog’s ad in the local newspaper or the yellow pages.
22. Hold blog competitions.
23. Create polls.
24. Hold an auction and let people bid for something useful (For example, advertising space on your blog).
25. Write about your blog achievements.
26. Share your hopes and aspirations about your blog.
27. Start an award distribution system.
28. Make contact with your local visitors and hold a get-together or a bloggers’ meet.
29. Start a blog comic strip.
30. Dig up some old article that you wrote on your blog which became famous and start a discussion.
31. Try and get a photograph clicked with a real celebrity and post it on your blog. (Hold on Tiger..don’t rush to that Photoshop button!)
32. Post videos that will help your visitors learn something new. Also submit them to video sharing websites like YouTube.com.
33. Write about your hobbies and interests. (For example, if you like cooking, post a new recipe)
34. Post about one of the weirdest thing that you ever did.
35. Get featured in a print magazine.
36. Buy a paid review from any famous blogger(s).
37. Brand your blog with a catch phrase along with a logo.
38. Distribute T-shirts or merchandise with your blog name on it.
39. Join Yahoo! Answers and put a link on your website to your answers.
40. Keep a track of websites that pick up your articles or press releases. Offer them exclusive news or content.
41. Do surveys and publish the results to your visitors.
42. Build tools that your visitors might find use for.
43. Start a newsletter.
44. Podcasting is another good way to make your blog popular.
45. Publicize your blog to your friends and relatives and let them do some work for you.
46. Be active in Social Bookmarking websites.
47. Share Link Love and you will get it back.
48. People like to read about Web 2.0. Write about it.
49. Write about something that’s already famous.
50. Last but not the least, be yourself.

20 Point Safeguard of SABAH

The Twenty Points for the safeguard of SabahSabah's conditions for joining the Federation of Malaysia

1. Religion:
   While there was no objection to Islam being the national religion of Malaysia there should be no State religion in North Borneo, and the provisions relating to Islam in the present Constitution of Malaya should not apply to North Borneo.
   

2. Language:
   (a) Malay should be the national language of the Federation;
   (b) English should continue to be used for a period of ten years after Malaysia Day;
   (c) English should be the official language of North Borneo, for all purposes State or Federal, without limitation of time
   

3. Constitution:
   Whilst accepting that the present Constitution of the Federation of Malaya should form the basis of the Constitution of Malaysia, the Constitution of Malaysia should be a completely new document drafted and agreed in the light of a free association of States and should not be a series of amendments to a Constitution drafted and agreed by different States in totally different circumstances. A new Constitution for North Borneo, was, of course, essential.
   

4. Head of the Federation:
   The Head of the State in North Borneo should not be eligible for election as head of the Federation.
   

5. Name of Federation:
   ‘Malaysia’ but not ‘Melayu Raya’ (or ‘Greater Malaya’).
   

6. Immigration:
   Control over immigration into any part of Malaysia from outside should rest with the Federal Government but entry into North Borneo should also require the approval of the State Government. The Federal Government should not be able to veto the entry of persons into North Borneo for State Government purpose except on strictly security grounds. North Borneo should have unfettered control over the movement of persons, other than those in Federal Government employ, from other parts of Malaysia into North Borneo.
   

7. Right of Secession:
   There should be no right of secession from the Federation.
   

8. Borneoisation:
   Borneoisation of the public services should proceed as quickly as possible.
   

9. British Officers:
   Every effort should be made to encourage British Officers to remain in the public services until their places can be taken by suitably qualified people from North Borneo.
   

10. Citizenship:
    The recommendations in paragraph 148(k) of the Report of the Cobbold Commission should govern the citizenship rights in the Federation of North Borneo persons subject to the following amendments:
    (a) Sub-paragraph (i) should not contain the proviso as to five years residence;
    (b) In order to be consistent with the laws of North Borneo, sub-paragraph (ii) (a) should read ’seven out of ten years’ instead of ‘eight out of twelve years’;
    (c) Sub-paragraph (iii) should not contain any restriction tied to the citizenship of parents – a person born in North Borneo after Malaysia (was formed) must be a Federal citizen.
    

11. Tariffs and Finance:
    North Borneo should have control of its own finance, development funds and tariffs.
    

12. Special Position of Indigenous Races: In principle, the indigenous races of North Borneo should enjoy special rights analogous to those enjoyed by Malays in Malaya, but the present Malaya formula in this regard is not necessarily applicable in North Borneo.
    

13. State Government:
    (a) The Chief Minister should be elected by unofficial members of (the) Legislative Council;
    (b) There should be a proper Ministerial system in North Borneo.
    

14. Transitional Period:
    This should be seven years and during such period legislative power must be left with the State of North Borneo by the Constitution and not be merely delegated to the State Government by the Federal Government.
    

15. Education:
    The existing educational system of North Borneo should be maintained and for this reason should be under State control.
    

16. Constitution Safeguards:
    No amendment, modification or withdrawal of any special safeguards granted to North Borneo should be made by the Federal Government without the positive concurrence of the Government of the State of North Borneo. The power of amending the Constitution of the State of North Borneo should belong exclusively to the people in the State.
    

17. Representation in Federal Parliament:
    This should take account not only of the population of North Borneo but also its size and potentialitis and in any case should not be less than that of Singapore.
    

18. Name of Head of State:
    Yang di-Pertua Negara.
    

19. Name of State:
    Sabah.
    

20. Land, Forests, Local Government, etc.:
    The provisions in the Constitution of the Federation in respect of the powers of the National Land Council should not apply in North Borneo. Likewise the National Council for Local Government should not apply in North Borneo.

How to Stop Blue Screen

Have you ever been faced with the problem of blue screen when you turn on your computer, or did the screen suddenly go blue when you are doing something important?

You do not need to worry about it any more. This article will illustrate several methods of how to stop it.

What is blue screen?
It means "screen appears to be blue when Microsoft Windows crashes or stops working"

Why does it occur?
People tend to think it occurs when Windows is unstable, but they are completely wrong. In order to protect other programs and date, Windows crashes, thus screen appears to be blue.

How to stop it?
Usually when the PC screen goes blue, you should first check whether there is any Virus on your PC. If there is not any, then restart it.

If you restart your computer, and blue screen or system crash appears again, then something goes wrong in the registry.

On this condition, you should equip your computer with a specialized registry cleaner because registry errors can not be fixed manually. I recommend you free download Registry Winner, an award-winning top- bestselling Registry Cleaner.

With the function of "Scan and Clean", it can perform a full scan of the registry as well as your computer, and then clear all the errors in about several minutes. At the same time, the registry and Windows system can be optimized. Thus, the problem of blue screen as well as system crash will be totally solved, then you will enjoy a high-speed and stable computer.

Unlike other registry cleaners, Registry Winner is faster and more efficient, and it can scan twice as many errors as other cleaners.

Other than these functions, Registry Winner can also clean junk and temp files, manage startup programs as well as other programs and repair Internet problems. All these operations are easy and convenient.
In all, do not be confused when you meet blue screen. Just follow the above and use Registry Winner when it is necessary, then your computer will run as a new one.

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How to Remove Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications (Method 3)

Only One: How to Remove Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications (Method 2)

edit Tips

* This process will only get rid of the notifications, and will not validate your copy of XP. It will remove the timer at the beginning of your XP log on, the white notice on the log on screen, and the annoying yellow star that appears in the bottom right corner of the screen.

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* This is easier to do if you have someone reading the steps to you while you do it.
* You may need to Find Hidden Files and Folders in Windows to get to System32 manually.
* If task manager programs are moving, click the title of the "image name" row to freeze them.
* If you are having problems after this, disable the updates before rebooting.
* There is a program called RemoveWGA which does all of this for you. Just run the program, click yes, and you're done. (See External Links, below.)
* If you have problems changing files in the System32 directory, you will have to turn off "system restore". "Start" -> "Control Panel" -> "System" -> "System Restore" -> Check the "Turn off system restore" check box.
* You will not be able to download Automatic Updates anymore. This is not to say you cannot update your system anymore, Microsoft just won't do it for you. In the links, there is a program that will allow you to update any system, regardless of if it is genuine or not.
* You can also rename WgaTray.exe to WgaTray.exe.bak if you can't remove WgaTray.exe from your Taskbar. Press Ctrl+Shift+Escape to do so.
* It will be useful to have task manager open first before deleting WgaTray.exe
* Unlocker is a free program that can assist in removing WGA notifications.